Cucumber Face Ahhh...

                                         Choo-Choo

Where do you chew gum???

                                             Electric Train

An electric train is up a hill at 360 miles per hr. It turns right. What direction is the smoke facing?

                                            One day.....

One day a girl was sitting on her porch. The chair was made out of gold, suddenly a fish walked by ...what do you think she turned into? Hint: I am gold and have a tail, as you see I'm never pale !

                                               eggs

A rooster is sitting on  the right side of the roof.It lays an egg. What side is the rooster laying the egg?